i don't WANT it. you can HAVE it.

So my new iPod arrived in the mail today while I was at the mall.
Does anyone want a SILVER--that's right, folks, SILVER--iPod mini? With a huge dent on the side and nasty earbuds and thrice as many scratches as my old, beloved one did?
I hate it. I want to throw it away. I feel like throwing it at the wall but if I did that I couldn't take it back to the store.
Now I wish I hadn't gone to the mall because I think I should have bought myself a new one instead of buying some great items on clearance. Who CARES if they were on clearance? Now I'm stuck with THIS.
Woe is definitely me.