procrastination is the world's oldest profession...

And I, dear, am a professional.

What I should be doing and most definitely am not:

• Looking up Mitt Romney for a civics project.
• Taking this month-old nail polish off my nails (it's starting to look grotesque. Like, seriously.)
• Backing up my computer. (Oh, wait. I am backing up my computer. Scratch that.)
• Cleaning my room.
• Hw.
• Reading this biography of Harriet Tubman for English.
• Doing my current event for civics.
• A whole load of other stuff that--funny!--I'm not.