random acts of blondness #3

My gym teacher...reenacting me in gym today.
I do not squeak when I try unsuccessfully to hit a softball.* Okay?!?!
Nor do I do funny gestures when I run/walk/exercise.** All right?!?
Thank you. Case closed.

*Maybe. Just a little. No, like, major squeaking, just a little pip if I don't hit the ball.
**Okay, maybe here too. Ugh.