spf-uppage is in order

I have SUCH a bad sunburn on my chest and shoulders. And I used--wait, lemme check--okay, this is what the bottle says:

{new!} Banana Boat

Ultra Defense

Broad Spectrum Sunblock

SPF 30

AvoTriplex photostable UVA technology

Long-Lasting UVA/UVB Protection

Protects & Hydrated

Enriched with Aloe Vera

Waterproof - Absorbs Quickly

The label of my sunscreen, in a nutshell. Oh, and it's 8 fl oz.

I slathered it ALL OVER myself this morning. Everywhere. Especially my shoulders and chest, because that's where I always seem to get sunburned. And now my torso and my shoulders are the same shade of OPI's Big Apple Red nail polish. I am burned (as my lil bro would so kindly put it) like the Godiva baking cocoa I stupidly left in the microwave for two minutes. Grrrrrrr.