dear egomeister and canadian freak:

You're obviously not right in the head because you both left horribly rude comments. And yeah, I moderated and published them. Because, why not? I think the world should know that I'm suffering from Horrible Brother Syndrome. See? It's a public display of injustice. Whatever. I'm way better than you are, little bro. Sorry--you're never, ever gonna bring me down. So there.

sincerely,

the-one-without-an-alaska-sized-ego,

caiti

PS: To the Canadian freak: Ew. Okay? I am way, way better than he is. But you can have your opinions or whatever.

PPS: To the brother: Everyone's afraid of something, yeah. YOU are definitely not what I'm afraid of. Sorry!