people whose egos need serious deflating.

A letter to my brother:

Dude. You are so NOT as good at Nok Hockey as you think you are. Dad beat your butt five times in a ROW and you still call yourself the "champion." Pshaw. I beat you four times IN A ROW and you're still touting yourself like you're the next big thing. Um, hello? You're not. And while I think your ego just needs a major deflation--and I have the needle ready!--we'll see. You are, after all, the egomeister himself. It's going to lose you tons of friends in the future and I just hope you're okay with that.

Sincerely,

Your darling sister,

caiti