ughh.

Coverlet. Duvet cover. Down comforter.

Do you have any idea what the differences between those are? Because I'm currently in the market for at least one of those, and I had to research the differences just to get a clear-cut idea of what, exactly, I'm going to be spending Daddy's money on. Now, there are sooooo many options out there, and there are comforters and duvet covers and coverlets and window treatments (who had the brilliant idea to call them "treatments"? It makes it sound like your windows are getting a massage or something). Oh, my God. It's so confusing!
Anyway, I don't know whose bright idea it was to conjure up ten billion different coverings for a bed, but whatever. I just want something that will keep me warm and look really nice on my brand-new bed. *sigh*